Nice song request, Joe.


Hah, me and Danny Devito are the same height. 


I’m the same height as Queen Elizabeth II and Drew Barrymore. Not bad.

I’m also taller than Elton John and Dudley Moore. Famous people are shorter than you’d think…


I’m 154 cm

I am the same height as Judi Dench and Christina Ricci.

Shit, even Kylie Minogue is taller than me. Yeesh.

I am Woody Allen tall. I just measured myself and maybe tried to sink into the carpet a little to knock it back to 164cm – the ONLY time in my life that I’ve tried to fake shorter – but no…. I’m definitely Woody Allen tall.